Monday, May 6, 2013

Careful what you pray for.

Hey,
i was charting with a pal on the phone yesterday and i actually realized something.... God actually gives you what you ask for. Its no secrete that i read the 50 Shades of grey. So i got so carried away i decided that i want a guy who is just like Christian Grey... Loving, and rich and who will only have eyes for me. of course without the 'kinky fuckery'... so i decided to pray on it.and two weeks after praying on it... i meet a guy at a local bar. He asked for ,my number and i gave him. We chatted for a while, like 3 weeks and then i finally agreed to go out on a date with the guy.

The date started well, i looked great in a little black dress and knee high boots. i was fashionably late... he did not mind. the date was fine, he seemed like a nice guy, but things took a turn when he started mentioning rules. He said that i should stop eating fries, did not believe me when i said that i only had fries once a week. Then came a whole other list of rules, then i told him that i would forget them and he said that he would send me  a memo of the rules to out dating... and i started to think.. who does this guy remind me of.... CHRISTIAN GREY! That was my queue to run like crazy...

So be careful what you pray for. Now i want a Gabriel... from Gabriel's Inferno...

Nekh.

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