Sunday, June 23, 2013

Aliens coming to take over earth... run for your life, urrrgggGGG!

On the topic of aliens... it is ALWAYS SAID that they will come (if they are not here already). We live waiting for them to come, and in every tale told, they come and they are the bad guys because they have come to inhabit our planet because for some reason their planet is dying, or their sun is dying or their moon is falling on their 'earth', or some their-God-forsaken apocalypse is starting and i am always wondering why is it that their sun dies first, kwani what makes theirs die faster that ours, if they are as advanced a race as we think they are then should they not have fixed the problem with their universe before they choose to run off to another whole universe. Make sense?

The way i see it the human species is as damn as it gets, we know that we destroy the universe more and more every day by doing all that we do on a daily basis (i won't get into details, you know what you do...) and we go on, even our brightest of brains seem not to care so much, they believe that you can destroy the environment to a degree.
BIG BRAINED SCIENTIST: (Use a deep stupid buffoon voice while reading this part) I am a big brained scientist... OH... and i drive a very fast LOADSA fuel consuming car... but recycle ma plastic bottles, and then a while later realize that reusing some plastics will give me cancer, so scrap that all together.
Wow, its like dealing with Pinocchio during his lying phase. Any way, what i needed to say, i have said. Know where you stand. Do not sit on the god-damned fence. Oh and when the aliens come if they aint already here we will send then back ki-transformers.

Nekh.

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Chilly weather should not be in Africa!

I've got to say this Africa should not have chilly weather. We are seriously not built for this. I could swear the blood in my veins is iced up, i am moving real slow! I blame global warming.

As the cold chips through my bones, I take this opportunity to say... not whine, but respectfully say damn its cold! A hot cup of cocoa, as most would say takes the cold chill away, again, I respectfully disagree, a nice full body cuddle with the one you claim to share a heart among other thing with would work wonders at this moment... so all the jobless coach potatoes out there, cuddle up under a blankie, put a movie on, enjoy each others warm company... just don't let it get too hot if you know what i mean...

Personally, I will get underneath a blankie and think about a warm cuddle. If you are at work trying to built this here nation... happy thoughts. Don't worry i have just the idea in mind. Some mild office flirtation with your colleagues will help... just know the limits of the flirt.

Nekh.

Sunday, June 16, 2013

Banana yum yum!

I felt that I should share this with my friends, meet my nephew, Castielle. He is the cutest kid ever, I swear... he loves bananas and here is his experience with one...

Nekh.

Monday, June 10, 2013

Death.

Hey y'all,

The topic of death is one i hate dealing with. I hate death, if it were up to me, I would make sure that we all live forever and never die, and if we 'die' we are completely wiped from each others memory because lets face it, how does on say goodbye, or get closure. I really have no clue. It's hard to watch the people we love suffer because of death, but what to do. That's what life is. We live, we die, some die earlier, some later in life, but all in all, one way or another we all are headed toward it.

I take this chance to pray for the soul of one taken too soon, David Imani Machoka. I pray for his family, may they find peace in this trying time. God be with you.

Nekh.

Saturday, June 8, 2013

An Ethiopian Wedding Reception.

Check out this vid i took with ma phone of the reception of an Ethiopian wedding. Awesome stuff. These guys traditional dancing literally involves jumping up and down, I was in AWE! but I have to say that that was the most fun i have had in a while at any wedding.

Nekh.

Birthday surprises.

When its your pals b-day and you are tying to surprise them and they keep asking, 'What has my boyfriend planned for my b-day?' and you have to lie to them and tell them that you have no idea what is being planned... you feel bad that you are lying to them but you feel even worse that you want to actually lock them in a closet of sorts so that you can make sure that the surprise b-day thingy goes according to plan... Urg! I feel mind is going to explode literally, am so glad that birthdays are once a year, and that i plan only a few b-day celebrations, hail all event planners, i respect your craft.

Nekh.

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

Friends.

Lets talk friends, a friend of mine once told me that true friends are the ones who are always there even when you do not want them to, they take your stuff without borrowing, they feel at home in your place more than they do, get really angry for you (extremely angry!) they always find a way to piss you off... but believe you me, you always come back, and they always come back, cuz at the end of the day you love them, and they you.

Ask yourself, if you ever killed some1, and had to bury the body (God forbid!), who would you call. The person you think about is probably your closest friend, cuz lets admit that that's a whole load of skeleton! And if you are willing to share the skeleton with a person, then surely you trust them, you can call them, 'my person'.

Find your true pals, do not trust a wolf in sheep skin. I came to learn that water can be thicker than blood, if you know what i mean.

Nekh.